Miss Suzzan Smith ? 気をつけろ！

お金ないなぁと思いながら、パソコンに向かっていると、スカイプが飛び出してきた。
Hi Miss! ときたら、思わず、ハーイと返事してしもた。

私はスーザンです。
はぁ。
メールアドレス教えてください。　私のプロジェクトを手伝って欲しいので。

はぁ。　悪いけど、メルアドは教えられないわと。

イギリスの方はテロが怖いからと。言うてしまいました。

何のプロジェクトか教えてもらわないと困るんだけど。　
と返事したら、ガマンできずに送るつもりのメールをコピペしてきました。
素人だねぇ。　


で、やっぱりだよ。　$12.6mのジンバブエに眠る遺産を今世話しているガンのおじいさんが持っていて寄付したいと言うとると。

はぁ。　もう、そんな暇オバサンにはないねん。

「おもしろい話ですが、そういうメールは2年くらい前にももらったことがあります」

と返事した。

「いや。いや。ホンマの話です」　とか言いやる。

さいなら。　って返事したら。

　OK。だってさ。


笑うわ。

でも、気をつけてください。

英語がわかる方、こちらにコピペしときますので、
スミスはんに話しかけられたら、ああ、それネットで見たわと言うたってください。


Dear Friend,
My name is Suzzan Smith Operah; I am from Rep. of Ireland but I working with a Surgicare Transform Medical Hospital, 22 Wimpole Street, London W1M 8LD U.K.
We have one patient here, Mr. Graham Thomas from Florida and he is suffering from Cancer of the lungs, and after the last text conducted by Dr K.H. Rajesh, It proves that Mr. Graham will not survive from the illness, henceforth, he one time lost his wife Mrs. Lyle Thomas.

In my conversation concerning him and his late wife Mrs. Lyle Thomas and how she died before he went into coma. He became afraid that he might not survive the sickness since the Doctor confirmed that the sickness has gone far. And it was from there, that he told me that the shock about his wife’s death contributed 100% of his sickness.
With all he told me, made me to be in contact with you believing that you will be a faithful person and God fearing type to handle his fund worth ($12.6m) which he made as deposit with a Security Company in Europe when he was controlling his personal farm in Zimbabwe that was later taken by the Zimbabwean Government, under the leadership of President Robert Mugabe before his sudden illness.

While he was writing this letter he made it known to know that his personal lawyer has already secured the documents regarding the deposit of his fund, he went further in given me the contact of his lawyer and ask me to look for a God fearing person who can be able to handle this project.

Towards his dream, He even stated the areas where He wants the money to be invested on, and they are as follows

1, Motherless Babies or orphanages homes.
2, Tsunami Disaster in some parts of Asia.
3, some part, that was been affected by Flood disaster.
4, Building a very good Hospital in his name to save peoples Life.

Please dear, I will like to disclose my very self to you as the nurse who has been taking good care of this old Man, as soon as I see your willingness in handling this project with the fund as He has instructed. I will also love it so much if you can disclose your own personal information’s as well so that we can know much about our selfs,as long as you are wealing and capable of handling the fund which this old man deposited with a Security Company, before his illness.

As soon as I received your e-mail I will not fail to give you the contact of Mr. Graham’s personal lawyer so that you can open up communication with him, in other to dirrect and guide you more on this project regarding the way Mr. Graham Instructed before being in coma.

Thanks so much, I have to stop here till I read from you.

Yours Sincerely,
Miss Suzzan Smith